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son-of-a-motherless-goat:

quo-fomo:

doctor-professor-smith:

indigo-sach:

blainewarblr:

penis

penisn’t

vagina

vagouta

anus

anyou

blowjob

blowunemployed

fuck
fmeck

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chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit ever get out of my face.

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.

he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.

he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.

and if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit ever get out of my face.

(Source: thedeathmerchant, via oprahsmom)

jadelust:

when ur teacher asks whos presenting next
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mother-rucker:

I’m so glad this photo exists

mother-rucker:

I’m so glad this photo exists

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englandsbooty:

even People magazine made Shrek jokes

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booglemoth:

vissible-cracks:

zachsgay:

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

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hi:

does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer

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so u just take ur shirt and

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thereisnofriday:

We were watching a video on psychology and then someone suggested we click on a related video and we ended up watching a 5 minute AMV of the Simpsons set to harder better faster stronger

thereisnofriday:

We were watching a video on psychology and then someone suggested we click on a related video and we ended up watching a 5 minute AMV of the Simpsons set to harder better faster stronger

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operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

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alinatotheleft:

flexblr:

youknowimgood4it:

Taken from reddit but it can’t be stressed enough

Making fun of fat people at the gym is like making fun of sick people at the hospital.

"Lol wow you’re doing chemotherapy? Clearly you suck at it if you still have cancer."

alinatotheleft:

flexblr:

youknowimgood4it:

Taken from reddit but it can’t be stressed enough

Making fun of fat people at the gym is like making fun of sick people at the hospital.

"Lol wow you’re doing chemotherapy? Clearly you suck at it if you still have cancer."

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iguanamouth:

last year one night me and my old roommates were all playing twister and mike was on the spinner and halfway through the game he kind of mumbled to himself “i sure hope im calling these right” and then everyone in the room simultaneously remembered that mike was colorblind

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